Three things overheard on the Tube

1. You should shave off your goatee...you don't want to get an uneven tan.
2. It's not like I said "Hello, you're fat, please sit in my seat and hog all the room," did I?
3. I binned all the porn on VHS...there's no point in it anymore.

If you want more, here's the link to Tube Gossip.