My hair colors

9% L'oreal 8.13 (my natural color)
9% bleach (my highlights)
6% L'oreal 7 (the extra color that makes my hair not look colored)

Songs played at EVERY wedding that were not played at the wedding I went to last weekend

1. Celebration
2. YMCA
3. Play That Funky Music

Three things that got on my nerves today

1. When I booted up this morning my computer was overtaken by some kind of Windows update or anti-virus thingie. It restarted itself 3 times without my permission.

2. They do not sweep the bathrooms in my office before they mop them. What good does that do? It just shifts stuff around.

3. The place where I buy a sandwich for lunch every day does not restock on Fridays. What? No one eats lunch on a Friday?

Three more words you need to learn how to use and spell

1. To
2. Two
3. Too

Laundry

Cold, warm, hot water
Normal, permanent press, gentle cycle
Timed, auto, air dry

Food is all about threes

Breakfast, lunch, dinner
Starter, main, dessert
Fork, knife, spoon

Major TV networks

1. ABC
2. NBC
3. CBS

And each has 3 letters in its name

How can you be...

Once
Twice
Three times a lady?

People I will not write a blog about

1. Claresa
2. Jasen
3. Cramer

Top 3 artists from the 80s...and ever

1. Madonna
2. Prince
3. Michael Jackson

Don't tell me Billie Jean doesn't still get you out of your seat

Famous trios

Can you name at least three? I can!

1. The Three Stooges
2. Charlie's Angels
3. Three's Company

Attractive means...

1. Well-groomed
2. Well-mannered
3. Well-spoken

My addictions

1. Chapstick
2. Lotion
3. Kleenex

Words you should learn how to use and spell properly

1. There
2. Their
3. They're

With love, from Arkansas

1. The world's largest retailer - Wal-Mart
2. The world's largest supplier of chicken, beef, and pork - Tyson
2. The world's largest watermelon - now on display at the local Western Sizzlin

The most important three

1. Me
2. Myself
3. I

Three things overheard on the Tube

1. You should shave off your goatee...you don't want to get an uneven tan.
2. It's not like I said "Hello, you're fat, please sit in my seat and hog all the room," did I?
3. I binned all the porn on VHS...there's no point in it anymore.

If you want more, here's the link to Tube Gossip.

3 things that happen to everybody

1. Birth
2. Life
3. Death

Primary Colors

Or should I have said colours?

1. Red
2. Yellow
3. Blue

Adjectives, Comparitives, and Superlatives

1. Adjectives - loud, funny, creative
2. Compartivies - louder, funnier, more creative
3. Superlatives - loudest, funniest, most creative

Let's see how many famous trilogies we can list

Primality

1 is the first non prime natural number
2 is the first even prime natural number
3 is the first odd prime natural number

My three blogs

1. This one
2. My Lyric of the Day game
3. A blog for more meaningful Ventilation

Songs you start over at least 3 times because the intro is so good

1. We Belong – Pat Benatar
2. Take Me Home – Phil Collins
3. Justify My Love – Madonna

Undiscovered diet ideas

1. Crank up the air conditioner. 60% of the calories you burn in a day are spent on things like maintaining your body temperature and breathing. The colder you are, the more calories you have to burn to keep warm. You could even go so far as keep ice packs on your person at all times.

2. Break the rules. Everyone knows that when you're doing something wrong your heart races. And getting that heart rate up is essential for burning calories. Break the speed limit, spy on your neighbors, say something inappropriate, use the men’s restroom, tell a lie and try to keep it going, cheat in a poker game. The more you break the more you burn!

3. Reverse psychology. Feed the people around you with lots of candy and goodies. The fatter they are, the skinnier you’ll feel. Buy bigger sized clothes (and cut out the tags of course). The baggier they are, the smaller you feel.

Best bands with three words in their name

3 Doors Down
Dave Matthews Band
James Taylor Quartet

Fab shows that come on at 3:00

The Flintstones
Gilligan's Island
The Brady Bunch

Law of Trichotomy

For any real numbers x and y, exactly one of the following is true:

1. x = y
2. x < y
3. x > y