Attractive means...

1. Well-groomed
2. Well-mannered
3. Well-spoken

My addictions

1. Chapstick
2. Lotion
3. Kleenex

Words you should learn how to use and spell properly

1. There
2. Their
3. They're

With love, from Arkansas

1. The world's largest retailer - Wal-Mart
2. The world's largest supplier of chicken, beef, and pork - Tyson
2. The world's largest watermelon - now on display at the local Western Sizzlin

The most important three

1. Me
2. Myself
3. I

Three things overheard on the Tube

1. You should shave off your goatee...you don't want to get an uneven tan.
2. It's not like I said "Hello, you're fat, please sit in my seat and hog all the room," did I?
3. I binned all the porn on VHS...there's no point in it anymore.

If you want more, here's the link to Tube Gossip.

3 things that happen to everybody

1. Birth
2. Life
3. Death

Primary Colors

Or should I have said colours?

1. Red
2. Yellow
3. Blue